b3ta.com user @stephenshortt
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If you can read this.... I haven't bothered to write a witty profile....

Recent front page messages:

The worlds of computer games would be different...

Always A Back Story - What's Yours?
(Mon 30th Jan 2006, 8:53, More)

Bugger! I hate this bloody dimension!

(Tue 4th May 2004, 11:55, More)

Underwater Kung Fu

No reason...
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 14:01, More)

Get fit or die trying!

(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 12:02, More)

We've all needed one of these at some stage

(Fri 20th Feb 2004, 16:00, More)


/edit:/ Woo! FrontPage!!!!!!!!!! Thanking you Monsieur Magic Donkey!
(Fri 5th Dec 2003, 15:04, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

Written in small writing
towards the bottom of a toilet cubical wall:

"You are now shitting at a 35.6 degree angle"

Thought that was good
(Fri 4th May 2007, 13:32, More)

» The Onosecond

My best mate trying to woo me..... (we're both male and don't swing that way!!)
A couple of weeks before my stag my best man was staying over in our place (spare room) we had been out on the batter that night and my better half was away for the weekend with her mum. As I was stumbling upstairs telling him where the blankets were he was sending a text to his own better half. Obviously blurred by what he was doing and who was talking to him he sent the following message to me instead....
"Nite nite my baby love you loads. I'll see you tomorrow"
To which I shouted at him to make bloody sure he stayed in his own room for the duration of the night!

Still have the message and love showing it to people to embarass him....
(Fri 27th May 2005, 11:26, More)