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» The B3TA Confessional
Nicked Sweets
from Woolworths. I felt so ashamed by this however, I took them out of my mouth, and put them back in the plastic container. I don't know which is worse.
(Thu 26th Aug 2010, 13:41, More)
Nicked Sweets
from Woolworths. I felt so ashamed by this however, I took them out of my mouth, and put them back in the plastic container. I don't know which is worse.
(Thu 26th Aug 2010, 13:41, More)
» Conspiracy Theories
My dad
thinks that rocks have memories. Really.
He thinks they record information by listening to conversations and such.
He said he read it in a book. I would love to believe him.
(Thu 1st Dec 2011, 21:08, More)
My dad
thinks that rocks have memories. Really.
He thinks they record information by listening to conversations and such.
He said he read it in a book. I would love to believe him.
(Thu 1st Dec 2011, 21:08, More)
» I didn't do it
A now very good friend of mine
and I had a small arguement in Year 11 PE. I said something about his mum being fit, he said something about my dad being a mongoloid.
For some reason, after we left the changing rooms, I decided then to prove to him that I couldnt have a monogoloid dad. His sperm was definetly adequate to make a son and whats more, a strong son - infact I was probably strong enough to push him over.
So I ran into him and gave him a right good two handed wallop, and he hits the floor. "BOOM" says I, as he skids along the weird rubber flooring of the sports hall.
Then, I go and start playing basketball, blissfully unaware that I had just broken his hand and wrist.
Our hilariously named PE Teacher Mr Wiffin thought he was joking when he fainted as well, so he just stood there pointing at him telling him to get up.
The cunts fingers are still spazzed, he cant point for shit.
Edit - Spelling was never my fort.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 10:55, More)
A now very good friend of mine
and I had a small arguement in Year 11 PE. I said something about his mum being fit, he said something about my dad being a mongoloid.
For some reason, after we left the changing rooms, I decided then to prove to him that I couldnt have a monogoloid dad. His sperm was definetly adequate to make a son and whats more, a strong son - infact I was probably strong enough to push him over.
So I ran into him and gave him a right good two handed wallop, and he hits the floor. "BOOM" says I, as he skids along the weird rubber flooring of the sports hall.
Then, I go and start playing basketball, blissfully unaware that I had just broken his hand and wrist.
Our hilariously named PE Teacher Mr Wiffin thought he was joking when he fainted as well, so he just stood there pointing at him telling him to get up.
The cunts fingers are still spazzed, he cant point for shit.
Edit - Spelling was never my fort.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 10:55, More)