» Shops and Supermarkets

I worked in a hardware store...
some bloke came in and asked for four candles, that was just the start of a confusing 15 minutes.
(Tue 15th May 2012, 9:34, More)

» Brain Fade

Cashpoint fail
Failed to get any money out of the bank by putting the code for the photocopier at work in instead of pin number
(Fri 22nd Mar 2013, 11:53, More)

» Biggest Sexual Regret

Just the one..
and a bit boring really but it's the first time i've answered one of these.

Girl at work, fancied her for ages (and she knew it) but as she said when i asked her out we all know work relationships should be avoided at all costs.

Anyway, works night out and at a point in the evening she asks if i'll walk her home (result i think!) but later on we ended up going to a friends house instead with the intention of getting a taxi home.

All is not lost though as when said taxi arrives she says, 'shall we just go to mine or do you want him to go to your flat after he drops me off'. I, of course, chose the latter.

Who knows, maybe she expected me to walk home straightaway after the taxi dropped us off (it was only a 20 min walk from there) but deep down it was a Rob Newman 'Oh no, i've just blown the chance of a definite shag' moment
(Fri 9th Dec 2011, 15:42, More)

» Bad gigs

connor mockasin
supporting crowded house at manchester apollo. Truly appalling, he roped in Johhny Marr's son to play guitar that morning and he spent the whole of the set looking down at the floor where he obviously had the chords to play written down.

Plus anyone who has ever supported Ben Folds. I've seen him 3 times and each time they support act was instantly forgettable - hence me not knowing their names now, although one of them was a solo act who played the accordian if that helps.
(Thu 25th Jul 2013, 16:42, More)