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If you like football or swearing...
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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Oh dear another disabled one
Feeling very pissed and requiring a rest while in some club I sat down by the bar. A few moments later a guy in a wheelchair pulled up and started a converstaion. It was all very nice and friendly... How's it going etc etc, you from round here... blah blah
Then he's say's... So you having a good time? you look pretty drunk!
And for some unknown reason I replied... 'Yeah I can't even fuckin walk'
A-Whoops
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 15:47, More)
Oh dear another disabled one
Feeling very pissed and requiring a rest while in some club I sat down by the bar. A few moments later a guy in a wheelchair pulled up and started a converstaion. It was all very nice and friendly... How's it going etc etc, you from round here... blah blah
Then he's say's... So you having a good time? you look pretty drunk!
And for some unknown reason I replied... 'Yeah I can't even fuckin walk'
A-Whoops
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 15:47, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
My uncle told me...
that if i told anyone about "our little secret" he would have to go away for a long time. And it would be all my fault
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 11:54, More)
My uncle told me...
that if i told anyone about "our little secret" he would have to go away for a long time. And it would be all my fault
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 11:54, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
When I sit down
I sort of go... "Aaaaarrrrrrr that's better"
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 22:03, More)
When I sit down
I sort of go... "Aaaaarrrrrrr that's better"
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 22:03, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
A toilet seat from Wembley stadium
Stolen when I was a ballboy there a few years back.
Just think of all those footballing greats who would have taken a dump on it. Magic.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 16:07, More)
A toilet seat from Wembley stadium
Stolen when I was a ballboy there a few years back.
Just think of all those footballing greats who would have taken a dump on it. Magic.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 16:07, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
Party Driver
Last summer I had a party... some mates turned up at about 11pm and invited the driver in with them. He was a very nice fella, told us all about himself and how this was his second job to support his family etc. Although thinking about it he was probably only telling us this due to the fact that he was getting more and more drunk on a bottle of Bacardi. He finally left at about 1am despite us offering him the sofa presumably to pick up another fare.
He wasn't the only special guest that night either. Some girl invited the Pizza delivery man in and spent half an hour getting off with him.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 12:02, More)
Party Driver
Last summer I had a party... some mates turned up at about 11pm and invited the driver in with them. He was a very nice fella, told us all about himself and how this was his second job to support his family etc. Although thinking about it he was probably only telling us this due to the fact that he was getting more and more drunk on a bottle of Bacardi. He finally left at about 1am despite us offering him the sofa presumably to pick up another fare.
He wasn't the only special guest that night either. Some girl invited the Pizza delivery man in and spent half an hour getting off with him.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 12:02, More)