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» Irrational Hatred

People who say things 'make their blood boil'
That really gets my goat.
And people who say things get their goat.
That really makes my blood boil.
I'm still OK with boiling goats, though.
(Mon 4th Apr 2011, 16:00, More)

» Annoying Partners

My wife reads this, it'll be curtains.
Whenever my wife closes the curtains in the bedroom, she only ever *nearly* closes them. I quietly climb into bed a little later, then notice that a vertical shard of light from the streetlight outside falls across my face, so I have to get up again and close the curtains properly.

In the morning, she sort of semi-opens the curtains. They're about 85% open.

Then she goes into the bathroom and, if she wants the bathroom blind lowered, she'll lower it to within about six inches from the bottom of the window. If she remembers to open the blind, she always leaves about six inches unfurled.

She also loads the dishwasher from the front, which is even more maddening.
(Fri 5th Aug 2011, 16:03, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Joke
At the Battle of el Alamein, what was the last thing Rommel said to his troops before they got into their tanks?
"OK men, get into your tanks."
(Wed 4th Jul 2018, 16:13, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Minutes over moments
I slump a little when I hear people say 'at the minute' instead of 'at the moment'.
(Mon 4th Apr 2011, 15:34, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Joke
With midges, what do you call the queen?

Your Midgesty.
(Tue 22nd May 2018, 17:02, More)
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