» Babysitters

Babysitters are expensive...
That's why my wife and myself never bothered paying for one.

And it saved us even more in the long run - clothing, food, toys, the lot. I mean, come on...we can only just afford to look
after our twins.

Well, I say 'look after'...
(Tue 2nd Nov 2010, 19:32, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

I swear I didn't kill my daughter and cover it up.
Honest.
(Fri 14th Jan 2011, 5:09, More)

» Horrible things I've done to a loved one

I have no contribution to make to this week's Q.O.T.W.

(Sat 18th Jun 2011, 0:09, More)

» Unusual talents

I can make children disappear.
One down, two to go. Let's see if our publisher wants to make this an ongoing series...

Ker-CHING!
(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 23:07, More)

» Things I've gone off

The fucking press.
They don't pay like they used to.
(Sat 17th Aug 2013, 13:31, More)