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» Controversial Beliefs

In Australia
If you park your car on the side of a road, you have to make it face the direction of traffic flow, otherwise you get a fine. This came about due to a law passed in 1887 in Mongalangawudgeree. The Mayor of the town was worried about horses parked up facing each other, and conspiring to charge the oatyard, as there had been a hay failure that year due to drought. So he decreed that all horses and carts had to face the standard direction of traffic, so they couldn't talk to each other. He told everyone that the law had been enacted in England 10 years earlier, so soon enough the whole of Australia took it on. And there's a bloke on Kangaroo Island who shags Kookaburras.
(Thu 25th Apr 2013, 14:38, More)

» Unreasonable Cruelty

There I was working hard, studying, to make something of my life.
When all of a sudden, New Labour got in, fucked everyone's pensions, encouraged the mother of all mortgage debt, encouraged everyone to piss away 20 grand on a media degree, and sycophantically took up with the Yank's idea of a Police State based on some "War of Terror" predicate.
Then the ConLibs did fuck all except kick the can down the road and avoid too many mass riots, hoping not to be elected next time so that Labour, for once in their history, would have to deal with the consequence of populist chequebook incontinence.

And you're putting up with it. You cunts.
(Sun 21st Jul 2013, 20:12, More)

» Hitchhiking and fare dodging

I was offered a lift to Syria
But only if I grew a beard, subjugated all higher reasoning to a moronic Salafist agenda and beheaded kids.

I just couldn't live without bacon.
(Sun 24th Aug 2014, 4:31, More)

» Little Moments of Joy

Not being Jeremy Clarkson's wanksock.

(Fri 24th Jan 2014, 15:53, More)

» Unreasonable Cruelty

Not being able to tell the boss to fuck off or buy a house until you're 50.
Cheers, Dad & Mum.
(Sun 21st Jul 2013, 20:32, More)
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