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Michael from London.

MSN Groups has killed my pictures! :(

Recent front page messages:

little rp to say...ignore the trolls!

don't you watch supernanny?! they thrive on your upset.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 22:36, More)

he's not worth it!

(Thu 21st Oct 2004, 17:12, More)

The Adventure of Hen Solo

(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 21:20, More)

Harrison likes to re-live his glory years

/another repost in response to travbot :)
(Wed 1st Sep 2004, 21:42, More)

Don’t go to the gym, kids.

click for bigger
(Tue 17th Aug 2004, 19:00, More)

She knew it was wrong

bigger and wronger
(Fri 23rd Jul 2004, 17:14, More)

that's how it starts...

Yay to Mr McFlimby!
(Tue 20th Jul 2004, 21:13, More)

(Sat 10th Jul 2004, 0:12, More)

Salvador Dalik

(Tue 15th Jun 2004, 16:37, More)

CCTV presents

Some flats. With a security door.
Windows. 91, 92, 93, 94.

(Sat 5th Jun 2004, 22:55, More)

(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 17:48, More)

His master was bitchin’

(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 23:30, More)


(Wed 17th Dec 2003, 22:16, More)

Timmy had been caught red-handed

or pawed or lipped
(Mon 24th Nov 2003, 20:31, More)

Can we go home now?

(Thu 20th Nov 2003, 11:24, More)

at the office party, there's always one...

(Thu 6th Nov 2003, 21:37, More)

Visiting a friend in jail

(Tue 28th Oct 2003, 22:06, More)

breaking this hour

(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 18:36, More)

he was just a nasty piece of work

always p-picking on the little ones
(Tue 30th Sep 2003, 22:53, More)

“They’re all the rage, sir”

(Mon 8th Sep 2003, 21:43, More)

My first (and probably last) Quo

(Sun 24th Aug 2003, 21:01, More)


(Fri 22nd Aug 2003, 23:36, More)

Busman's holiday snaps

(Tue 19th Aug 2003, 22:07, More)

He was very drunk

(Sun 17th Aug 2003, 22:31, More)

Those bastard nymphs

(Fri 1st Aug 2003, 22:30, More)


(Mon 28th Jul 2003, 13:29, More)


(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 18:44, More)

Snow allergy

it's snow joke
(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 0:30, More)


(Fri 20th Jun 2003, 10:32, More)

In denial

(Mon 16th Jun 2003, 0:47, More)


(Sat 14th Jun 2003, 11:15, More)

Go! Go! Go! Go!

(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 23:23, More)

Ruth had very competitive parents

(Thu 29th May 2003, 10:16, More)

Office Larks

(Sun 25th May 2003, 14:18, More)

X-Ray Spex

(Sun 11th May 2003, 18:16, More)

Fancy Dress Party @ 8:00
Theme: The Usual

(Tue 6th May 2003, 22:56, More)

Plan B
This time Wilf 's confidence was verging on pure arrogance.

(Sun 4th May 2003, 23:16, More)


(Tue 22nd Apr 2003, 22:56, More)

Where parking-meter money goes.

(Mon 24th Mar 2003, 22:33, More)

The gazelle selling strawberries was proving to be a real distraction.

(Sat 15th Mar 2003, 13:05, More)


sorry for quite bigness
(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 22:19, More)

Fly me

(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 21:58, More)

Hell etc.

(Sun 23rd Feb 2003, 19:03, More)

Chicken or beef?

(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 23:27, More)


(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 11:08, More)

Random FM

Yet more No Hands... and a comedy nun.
(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 0:04, More)

"Is there something the matter, Master?"

Clicky for Biggie
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 19:26, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Dad Jokes

Passing cemetery:
Dad: Did you know that’s the dead centre of London?
Me: Really?!
Dad: Yeah, and people are dying to get in there.
Me: Wow!
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 20:08, More)