» Job Interview Disasters

time lord
today i sent the interview panel a message to say i was running 15mins late.

turned up for the interview 2 days early.

take that spacetime.
(Mon 25th Nov 2013, 19:40, More)

» Dodgy boozers

i experienced an interesting chat up in cardiff
when a woman proceeded to stick a pint tumbler up her jumper, express milk into it, and then offer it to me.
(Mon 10th Feb 2014, 0:17, More)

» My Saviour

after a debauched evening
of booze imbibing, techno clubbing and sitting about an afterparty getting increasingly madwaeit, i called a taxi to take me home to my bad before the sun reared his ugly head.

as the taxi sped along the nigh on deserted M8 a car in front swerved off the road and did a brilliant impression of a floor gymnast. at first i just assumed this was the chemicals making me see weird shit, until the taxi driver slammed on the brakes. got out and ran back to the overturned car to help pull the couple out of it.

woke up the next day thinking what a mental dream i'd had, until i realised my arms were covered in glass cuts.
(Mon 13th May 2013, 23:08, More)

» Bad Dates

Blind Drunk blind date
a few years back i was coerced by work colleagues to go on a blind date.

turns out the young lady was very nice indeed. what wasn't was said evening being crashed by an ex who just so happened to be in the same bar, and thought it would be fun to regale her with tales of me.

don't really remember much else as I was full of booze, bemusement and tramadol...
(Fri 18th Oct 2013, 16:49, More)