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I can remember, years and years ago (and I'd *swear* it was *more* than 20 years ago), stumbling on a completely outrageous site known as "rathergood.com", which should have been called "absolutelyfeckingamazing.com".

Stumbled on b3ta very shortly after ... lurked long and often.

I have absolutely no artistic, creative talent whatsoever, but if you want to get data from any source in the universe with an IP address to any another point in the universe with an IP address, in any format, by any transport method, in realtime, at the speed of light, then I *might* be able to help ... ;-))

My first *real* rathergood/b3ta style lol-fest? The little French girl singing about a rabbit armed with a machine gun ... Bunny Hunter (Un Lapin) by Yomgaille. I still laugh my arse off to that.

I thought for a long time that this was one of Joel Veitch's early gifts to the great (untalented and ) unwashed ... I even emailed him to say he should make a living doing stuff like that for TV. I'll bet he pissed his pants laughing ...

Awesome stuff.

Keep it up.

Lots of love,
MeatB3ta.

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» B3TA fixes the world

Robbing Bastard Airline Companies
Having been gouged more than once by these arch-bastards for being one or two pounds over the luggage weight allowance, after standing in the queue behind the fattest bastard in the universe (at least 30 stone) who scraped in a few ounces under, and wasn't gouged.

My idea is simple: You stand on the scales with your luggage. Job. Done.

We'd then see surreal adverts like "Special Offer: Benidorm for 50p a Kilo!" (they'll still make a fortune, mind.)

PS: Remember to take dump before checking in ... save a few quid!
PPS: There should also be an "Arse Width" surcharge, so fat bastards arses stay in their own fucking seat, with no 'overspill' ...
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 15:06, More)

» Iffy crushes

Alice Beer
The "Watchdog" edition, please.

I think she was also voted a "Borderline Boiler" by Viz.

("Your head says 'No', but your nuts say 'Go!'")
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 16:45, More)