» Made me laugh

simple
I love that magic moment which occurs when you read something unintentionally hilarious, for example:

In the index of my fish cookbook (sorry) - 'Sea bream : see bream'

Written in large letters on a box of salted peanuts at my workplace - 'WARNING THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS'

and my favourite one recently - an energy drink invented by an alumnus (is that the right term) of my university because 'the taste of other energy drinks wasn't very nice' (marketing jargonised) and called PUSSY. Yes, an energy drink called PUSSY.

I drank a can and it didn't taste great.
(Fri 7th Dec 2012, 14:35, More)

» FIGHT!

I have taken my laptop outside
and will fight any of you fuckers via Skype if you say that about me mum again.
(Thu 14th Mar 2013, 23:18, More)

» Where Did It All Go Wrong?

It all went wrong
when I made one of three or four popular culture references on an internet forum and the bad man called me names.
(Sun 3rd Mar 2013, 1:01, More)

» Sorry

Dear Jimmy
Sorry for telling.

(Apologies if it's bin dun)
(Tue 22nd Jan 2013, 14:05, More)

» Relief

blah blah blah
had a wank
(Fri 21st Dec 2012, 2:47, More)