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Inspired by Mrs Farmfoodsman's
'Oh so out of character' antics
at the weekend...

...and a trip to Homebase.

Woo! Thanks MD - first FP!
(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 13:09, More)

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» Cheap Tat

During Euro 96
when the Three Lions song was being rammed down everyones throats, my friend (ahem...) bought an England shirt from Romford market.

It had two lions.
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 17:03, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

When me and Mrs Farmfoodsman order chinese takeaway
we always refer to it as a 'slanty eyed meal for two'.

Does this make me a bad person?
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 16:41, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Someone at my girlfriend's Fine Art degree show
hung up a bananna on a coat-hanger in a room.
Apparantly he got a 1st. The C**t.

Another one put out a piece of paper with a coffee stain ring on it. W****r.

Another one smashed up her car and captured it on video. Again, got a 1st. B***h

God, it's all coming back to me now. Another one set out her collection of "Hello Kitty" memorabilia. WTF.

My girlfriend made a super cool porno claymation (took almost 6 months) and got a f*****g third.

Conclusion: Art students and teachers are Cnuts.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 13:23, More)

» Common

I'm not saying smoking's common, it just that all common people smoke.
(Mon 20th Oct 2008, 13:25, More)

» Job Interviews

Going for my first job as a web designer.
The agency gave me very little details of what the company was, just the address and that it was an e-commerse business. I turned up at the correct road in south London, had a look around "hmm... looks a bit residential...". I found the number; a three bedroom house. Ok, I thought, So, I rang the agency to check the address and explained I was standing outside a normal looking house. They confirmed the address was ok. Anyhoo, me thinking it may be the directors house or something, I rang the doorbell. It turned out to be two blokes, 1 Macintosh and an "idea".

Fucking agencies.
(Wed 26th Jan 2005, 13:32, More)
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