Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Someone at my girlfriend's Fine Art degree showhung up a bananna on a coat-hanger in a room.
Apparantly he got a 1st. The C**t.
Another one put out a piece of paper with a coffee stain ring on it. W****r.
Another one smashed up her car and captured it on video. Again, got a 1st. B***h
God, it's all coming back to me now. Another one set out her collection of "Hello Kitty" memorabilia. WTF.
My girlfriend made a super cool porno claymation (took almost 6 months) and got a f*****g third.
Conclusion: Art students and teachers are Cnuts.
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Farmfoodsman, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:23,
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