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» Fears and Phobias

I must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(Fri 12th Sep 2014, 15:16, More)

» Inflated Self-Importance

That Twat Simon Cowell
Off of the singing compo
(Mon 28th Jan 2013, 16:43, More)

» My job: Expectation vs Reality

Something something ... Otter Wars

(Fri 9th May 2014, 15:32, More)

» More Pet Stories

Me and the wife were living in shit student housing so jumped at the chance of looking after a mates house while she went off on a holiday.

She had a cat and a ferret that had the run of the house. The cat no problem, eat shit sleep.

The ferret I didn't like and avoided, it stank to high heaven for one thing.

The degree of my dislike for the ferret grew when every morning of my stay it would sneak into the room and into the bed, locate my big toe and savagely bite me.

At least it wasn't my nads
(Fri 1st Feb 2013, 8:32, More)

» Inflated Self-Importance

Any magician fits this category
especially that blane knob
(Thu 24th Jan 2013, 13:51, More)
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