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» Acting out your fantasies

Actually posting after 9 years of lurking*

*having only de-lurked previously to 'shed' overwhelming angriosity at knob farthelm.

Oh, and I did a threesome once ... twice, even. Both arms got tired after that.
(Sun 16th Feb 2014, 6:00, More)

» Little Victories II

After literally seconds of arduous research, I finally confirmed that Dr. Skagra is, indeed, Tracey Ullman's mum.
(Sat 28th Mar 2015, 15:31, More)

» Class

The eggs cost John £1.50, the jam £1, one loaf of bread went through at 69p, but the other was priced at £450.

“It ended up being the most expensive grocery shop I have ever done in my entire life,” he added.

A spokeswoman for ASDA said the store would be offering John a full refund.

“A system glitch meant that the bread was scanned at the wrong price,” she said.

“It goes without saying that we’re sorry for any inconvenience caused to Mr Brown. We have offered him a gesture of goodwill to treat himself on his next visit.”

Tldr - mini1/2fvmxw/doodah/007/ooh!
OR Special Aero-bread Services were deployed. Threatening bill was taken down with no loss of yeast. MoD have no comment.Great British Bread.
(Wed 26th Mar 2014, 6:04, More)

» Trapped!

(Sat 8th Mar 2014, 18:37, More)

» Black sheep of the family II

Far be it from me to risk being too earnest on b3ta
(Thu 27th Feb 2014, 13:29, More)
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