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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call someone who delivers Indian cuisine?
A courier.
(Wed 16th May 2018, 18:39, More)

» Christmas

I missed our work lashup.
The girls were apparently dressed incredibly inappropriately. I am a little disappointed by that, but since I'd have had to take the mrs, I guess I wouldn't have got that much perving done in the end.
(Wed 23rd Dec 2015, 11:57, More)

» Fears and Phobias

People I don't know going near my mouth.
It makes courting difficult and going to the dentist's surgery almost impossible.
Recently the pain of having a shattered molar outweighed my anxiety of having a failed doctor dicking around in my gob and so I went to see a dentist. I was offered intravenous sedation in an effort to quell my obvious trepidation which I gratefully accepted. At some point during the extraction I regained consciousness to find the dentist's arms in my clutching fists and a panicking nurse assuring me that everything was fine and the extreme pain would subside, suffice to say my next extraction will be carried out by myself utilising a pair of pliers.
(Sat 13th Sep 2014, 23:49, More)

» The Little Things

Dr Skagra.

(Wed 23rd Mar 2016, 12:36, More)

» Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2

Tried going to a party dressed as billy idol.
The hair dye fucked up and I had to pretend I was Vivian. Still looked shit though.
(Sat 2nd Nov 2013, 14:56, More)
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