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Remember a few years back that Pie factory in Huddersfield which exploded?.....
3.14159 people were injured.
(Thu 19th Oct 2023, 7:48, More)

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Elton John really is into his salads and lettuce.
… He’s a Rocket man, apparently.
(Wed 28th Jun 2023, 10:10, More)

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Did you hear about the investor who enjoyed making broths by simmering meat and vegetables in water, then storing them in the freezer by type?
...He had a good stock portfolio.
(Tue 20th Jun 2023, 16:03, More)

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Took a job in the local aluminum foundry, and on my first shift I let out a silent fart...
...it smelt.
(Wed 7th Jun 2023, 11:29, More)

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A mate started a musical instrument restoring business...
... first job someone gave him a rusty trombone .
(Fri 2nd Jun 2023, 12:54, More)