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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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Took a job in the local aluminum foundry, and on my first shift I let out a silent fart...
...it smelt.
(lladoog once licked never beaten, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:29, 4 replies, latest was 11 months ago)

+i

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:52, Reply)

Wonder what it smelled?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:20, Reply)

Then why is it pronounced "a-LOO-min-um", huh poindexter?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:48, Reply)

Aloominum nucular labratory.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:46, Reply)

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