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» Public Nudity
East Kilbride
I was once passing through East Kilbride. In my popular Japanese car and there standing naked in the middle of a busy roundabout was your Mum playing with her massive hard-on.
The vision of her anomalous appendage turned a streak of my hair white and knocked all notions of heterosexuality right out of me. I think it was the girth that was scary.
And like sir cliff is to operation yewtree im now on the run from the CSA and an angry wife.
tldr; yer mums got a massive nob
(Tue 22nd Jul 2014, 9:22, More)
East Kilbride
I was once passing through East Kilbride. In my popular Japanese car and there standing naked in the middle of a busy roundabout was your Mum playing with her massive hard-on.
The vision of her anomalous appendage turned a streak of my hair white and knocked all notions of heterosexuality right out of me. I think it was the girth that was scary.
And like sir cliff is to operation yewtree im now on the run from the CSA and an angry wife.
tldr; yer mums got a massive nob
(Tue 22nd Jul 2014, 9:22, More)
» Misheard and Misunderstood
In the not too distant past
I read a post on the QOTW where someone tried awfully hard to make a joke regarding free rides with a page 3 girl when the humour would only apply if she was a hooker and also not married.
What a misunderstanding of comedy that was.
p.s. I once misunderstood your mum due to the drivel she constantly spouts and ended up doing her up the wrong-un. She fucking loved it anyway so no complaints from either side.
(Fri 29th Aug 2014, 9:42, More)
In the not too distant past
I read a post on the QOTW where someone tried awfully hard to make a joke regarding free rides with a page 3 girl when the humour would only apply if she was a hooker and also not married.
What a misunderstanding of comedy that was.
p.s. I once misunderstood your mum due to the drivel she constantly spouts and ended up doing her up the wrong-un. She fucking loved it anyway so no complaints from either side.
(Fri 29th Aug 2014, 9:42, More)
» Dates Gone Wrong
Its almost as if
The mods want to hear more stories about your dirty mother
(Fri 5th Sep 2014, 10:38, More)
Its almost as if
The mods want to hear more stories about your dirty mother
(Fri 5th Sep 2014, 10:38, More)
» Hitchhiking and fare dodging
Scudding it right up your mum
For well over an hour and she neglected to charge me the standard £50 fee.
Fare dodged.
STI's not so much though. hello GUM clinic.
(Thu 21st Aug 2014, 14:30, More)
Scudding it right up your mum
For well over an hour and she neglected to charge me the standard £50 fee.
Fare dodged.
STI's not so much though. hello GUM clinic.
(Thu 21st Aug 2014, 14:30, More)