In the not too distant past
I read a post on the QOTW where someone tried awfully hard to make a joke regarding free rides with a page 3 girl when the humour would only apply if she was a hooker and also not married.

What a misunderstanding of comedy that was.

p.s. I once misunderstood your mum due to the drivel she constantly spouts and ended up doing her up the wrong-un. She fucking loved it anyway so no complaints from either side.
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:42, 13 replies)

Yeah, they should be sent to study "Your Mum Jokes 101"
at the Haggis McObese School of Comedy
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:58, closed)

Your 'patter' as its known in the cool part of the UK
Is pish. Think its you who needs re-educated
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:42, closed)

hurrah! it's the angry Ned and his sophisticated Your Mum gags

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)

i heard your mum likes a good gag

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:04, closed)

that woman can breathe through her ears

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:05, closed)

she taught me that gagging is for amateurs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:05, closed)

always the professional *sigh*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:22, closed)

£475 an hour baby
plus VAT and disbursements
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:34, closed)

You two need to get a room
The sexual tension is palatable

It would be a glorious day for saddo keyboard warrior hermits like yourselves
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:43, closed)

i said £475 an hour
not £4.75 in coppers and stained old 5 pences from the bottom of his mum's handbag
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:46, closed)

's handbag
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:10, closed)

simple
effective
probably horrifically accurate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:11, closed)

Sophistication is wasted on you fuckwits
You don't deserve any better than your mum jokes

so suck a bag of dicks you sad excuse for a human
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:39, closed)