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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I don't care if you're having rhinoplasty...'s no skin off my nose
genuinely thought of that one myself
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» Failed Dreams

I once had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up I realised
that my girlfriend had stuffed a 20 packet of maxi tampons in my mouth, nose and anus!
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