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@lexistwit on the twitters. One of that @mockeree lot. Also a @NowhereCitizen.

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Crockett and Tubbs

(Mon 18th Oct 2021, 0:50, More)

Licensed to kill you, to kill you, licensed

(Mon 27th Sep 2021, 1:52, More)

𝘝𝘒𝘭𝘒𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱π˜ͺ𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴. All men must sweat.

(Wed 22nd Sep 2021, 4:02, More)

Get Brexit d'oh!

(Mon 20th Sep 2021, 14:35, More)

β€œThe Irritating Genital Man”, Berthold Woltze, 1874

(Wed 15th Sep 2021, 18:28, More)

Sainsbury's Basic Instinct

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(Tue 31st Aug 2021, 12:27, More)

In goal no-one can hear you scream.

(Tue 29th Jun 2021, 17:16, More)

The Ineptwieners

(Mon 28th Jun 2021, 8:37, More)

"So if your contact tracing app goes on the fritz, or your secret road trip blows up, or your evil plot conks out, before you call a press conference, turn on all the lights, check all the cabinets, 'cause you never can tell. There just might be a Grayling in your house."

(Fri 13th Nov 2020, 22:43, More)

The fastest policeman in the west

(Sun 16th Aug 2020, 21:38, More)

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