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[challenge entry] It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a first instalment in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a sequel featuring just one of the original cast.

Editor's note: Pride & Prejudice is in fact the fourth in the long-running series, but chronologically set before the events of The Pride and the Prejudice: Pemberley Drift.

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(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 6:31, archived)
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Moist Excellente!

The original remains the only film I've ever walked out on.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 1 Oct 2018, 6:39, archived)
# Moist koind.
The original P&P or the original F&F?
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 6:59, archived)
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The original F and F. Clearly I am no judge of film taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 1 Oct 2018, 10:29, archived)
# I've sort of seen the first three...
...inasmuch as I was in the room when they were on telly. I don't remember much. They kind of slid off my brain.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 17:11, archived)
# I'd never looked at the original before, the art direction on it is horrendous.
Some fast cars in a colour that will stand out? ✓
Loads of black shadows to cover up all the joins? ✓
Three blokes' faces but almost no other body part? ✓
Barely-clad upper chest of two female characters? ✓
Devon Aoki's head clearly taken from a completely different photo? er...
(97800, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 7:53, archived)
# Atrocious, innit?
Devon Aoki's head isn't even the right size.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 8:08, archived)
# Look, this film contains sporty vehicles, actors that you've heard of, and breasts
(97800, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 14:05, archived)
# "Oh Mr Darcy, your ability to jack a Lamborghini in under a minute and outrace the Bow Street Runners is quite the talk of the social circles."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 8:56, archived)
# brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 15:15, archived)
# *ladylike curtsey*
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 17:11, archived)
# I dislike both that book and that film
But this is a wonderful mashup.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Oct 2018, 21:19, archived)