» World's Sickest Joke

One way ticket to hell please...
What would Linda McCartney be doing if she was still alive?



Dying of cancer.


I suck.
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 17:51, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Bit of a Shit One
Was stood by the brandenburg gate in berlin, where east and west germany used to meet, with about 15 germans from 5-65 y.o. One guys mum is proudly showing off the gate and the long white gravel parade behind, which she explains is Germany's victory parade.
In my infinite wisdom i turn to the whole group smiling and say "Bet thats fucking useful!" Next 10 days before coming home were hell, i was living with them all too.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 20:19, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Probably already here, but here goes
What breaks when you give it to a baby?


It's Pelvis.


Sorry.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 14:30, More)