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(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 4:03, More)

(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 2:19, More)


i have a school assignment to make world war one propaganda posters, i just made this one and i thought it looked neat. the french means: "the germans eat babies."
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 1:49, More)


found himself running low on world-saving ideas.
(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 5:01, More)

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» Hidden Treasure

my friend's dad found a very cool old trunk on the side of the road.
as if the trunk wasn't cool enough, it was filled with an assortment of extremely creepy ceramic clowns, and one very old sepia toned photograph of a middle-aged woman.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 18:21, More)

» Local Nutters

i actually like this one a lot
there's this guy in my town, i don't know his name, but he's a mexican guy, and he's very friendly. he says hello to everyone, and he loves elephants. he is always buying little elephant trinkets from stores, and getting books about elephants from the library.

our town hosts an annual county fair, and a few years ago, a truck carrying some elephants was involved in a minor accident, and elephants walked about the road for a short period of time. this guy happened to see them, and came running back to town, telling everyone, "i saw elephants!" but no one believed him.

i love that guy.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 19:00, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

not really about wanking...
but i was at my sister's house watching tv, got up to go to the bathroom, and noticed that somehow, a stray hair had detached itself and somehow ended up wrapped around smiley pete's neck. i decided, "well, i'll just pluck this off." but it wasn't just stuck on, it had actually gone totally around and looped under itself. and so my tugging on the free end caused it to tighten rapidly, like a very fine genital-noose. it was very unpleasant.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 17:39, More)

» My Worst Vomit

my friend and i decided to go on a binge of nauseating ride-riding at the local county fair
there also happened to be a girl about whom i was trying to... whatever you do to hot girls you see at the fair.

anyway, it turns out she was right in front of me on a particularly nauseating ride.

of course, we all know what was going to happen. it happened to occur at a temporary moment of suspended weightlessness, and so, thinking quickly, as my vomit hung in front of my face, i reached out and caught as much of it as i could in my hand. man, it was fun. i managed to save the rest and blast it out over the side of the ride, away from any bystanders.
(Thu 19th Aug 2004, 21:13, More)

» Scary Neighbours

i live in a pretty rural area
and there's this guy who lives down the road from me... very disheveled house with assorted cars and gubbins on the lawn and such, and he's always outside, but the thing is that he blends in. back when i was an avid runner, i used to go past his house basically every day, and i could never see him until he said something to me.

one time i didn't see him at all, just heard him laughing from somewhere in the woods.

one time he yelled something like, "boy! ye should get some leggins on!"

more recently i was driving past his house at about midnight, and, for no reason, he yelled the word "CHIGGA!"
(Thu 25th Aug 2005, 22:14, More)
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