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» Little things that turn you on

Jimmy Hill
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 21:03, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you know if your little sister is ON

Your dad's cock tastes different.

single to Hull please. Yes, direct.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 10:33, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

More Chinese Cockle Pickers
The Cockle Pickers were not badly managed. it was all their own fault. They were all instructed to wait until the water level was up to knee high. But, Neehi was sat back in the van.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:49, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Christmas '01 A nice seasonal one.
Was Christmassing round the Sis-in-laws with the family and the outlaws. 6 adults, 4 kids type of thing. When a friend of theres invited himself around since he had nowhere else to go. Aw shame.

All was going well for a day or 2 until I spotted a bottle of Bells Whisky lying around and considering myself a bit of a Whisky snob (if it's not malt then it's muck type of thing), and of course wanting to get one over on the brother-in-law I started laying into him about how cheap he was putting out a bottle of 'cooking' whisky when the father-in-law and I had brought a couple of bottles of single malt along. yadda yadda ya.
The fact that he went quiet and didn't react baited me further and I went into the full 'Oh how I miss those heather covered hills' mode.

That was until I was told sheepishly that James (the friend) had brought the whisky along as a present as he felt guilty having invited himself to stay for Christmas.

I didn't even have the excuse that I had a belly full inside me at that point. But, you can be sure I made up for it after then. James left later saying he was going to visit a couple of friends for a night or two after that.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:01, More)