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ooooohhhhh that hurts!
Can we try it another way?

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» How I Skive Off Work

Bunking off at school......
There was a cafe near my school that had a secret upstairs where we could bunk off and smoke fags. Some teachers bunked off too and used the same place to smoke fags.

It was sort of an arrangement we had not to grass each other up.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 20:39, More)

» Pure Ignorance

I picked up my girlfriend to go on our first date...
I was driving my rather nice 1971 MGB, the girlfriend took one look at it and said. "There's a bloke drives around here in one of these" I replied "That'll be me then" "Oh yes!" she said.

Silly cow.
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 19:20, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Bee Keepers
Two Bee Keepers are conversing about their vocation,

One says: I've got two hundred thousand Bees, in seven hives, how about you?
Two says: five hundred thousand bees now. Two hives.
One says: five hundred thousand? two hives?
Two says: fuck em. they're only Bees.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:44, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Whats blue and paints the fence?
Look! He's my mexican and I'll paint him any colour I want!
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:41, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

but now I'm a policeman....
I'm a motorcycle cop to be specific.
They give me a motorbike to ride around on then wonder why they can't find me. duh!!
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 20:45, More)
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