Good work, Sir!
Did you tell them that they were your prize delphiniums they were trampling on, and that you knew their dads?
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:51,
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Ooh those pesky kids
they've been stealing the tulips out of my front yard
If I catch them at it they'll get a clip round the ear and no mistake
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:53,
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If I catch them at it they'll get a clip round the ear and no mistake
You fucking bastard.
I don't think I'll be able to forgive you for this.
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09,
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Is there a humourous rhyming slang term for Canucks?
I've been racking my brains to come up with one but I don't think I've ever heard anyone use one...I'll throw this question open to the floor - what jokey names are there for Canadians?
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:21,
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I saw a Canadian stand-up once who asked for terms from the audience
someone shouted "moose-fucker!"
he was all like, woah, you know how big a fucking moose is? that's er, quite a compliment, thanks
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:24,
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he was all like, woah, you know how big a fucking moose is? that's er, quite a compliment, thanks
I'm quite concerned really
these kids play football in the road outside my house.
last night they hit my window, so I went out and got the usual "What you gonna do about it?" reponse.
What do you do? You can't thump them, I don't know where they live?
I wrote to the council. Christ... I'm middle aged!
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:02,
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last night they hit my window, so I went out and got the usual "What you gonna do about it?" reponse.
What do you do? You can't thump them, I don't know where they live?
I wrote to the council. Christ... I'm middle aged!
Try running out your front door at them screaming, armed with a stick.
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:04,
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Can't use weapons...
According to the council website, I can't even take their ball!
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:11,
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Call the police, then. And keep calling.
FFS. What are we supposed to do these days - offer them biscuits?
Seen and not heard.
Bloody kids are all scum. I blame the hippies making children think they are equal and have rights. They need to learn their place in society and that that place is at the bottom, and the pay-off is that they get free housing, food, and care. In time they must show that they can act responsibly and thus be allowed to climb up the ladder.
Grrr.
Sorry - am I still typing? I do apologise.
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:14,
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Seen and not heard.
Bloody kids are all scum. I blame the hippies making children think they are equal and have rights. They need to learn their place in society and that that place is at the bottom, and the pay-off is that they get free housing, food, and care. In time they must show that they can act responsibly and thus be allowed to climb up the ladder.
Grrr.
Sorry - am I still typing? I do apologise.
Cops don't care... low level anti social behaviour is now the remit of councils
Their helpline is open 9-5.30.
Very fucking helpful
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:19,
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Very fucking helpful
1. Buy a paintball gun
2. Turn off all the lights in your house
3. Pull on a balaclava
4. Wait
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:05,
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3. Pull on a balaclava
4. Wait
THIS
With added hatred and prejudice.
Paintball = no harm, no foul.
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09,
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Paintball = no harm, no foul.
Hahahaha
"Football's so gay. Why aren't you in the park drinking and shagging girls like all your friends?"
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:11,
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Apart from the first bit
this will be my plan of attack if they are back tonight
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:13,
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or you could go and play football with them
my best goal ever was against a scratch team of 8-year-olds, just like that one Bergkamp scored against Argentina
I was 28 at the time
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:18,
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I was 28 at the time
yeah...
8 year olds I deal with
these guys are pushing 16
and I smoke 20 fags a day
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22,
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these guys are pushing 16
and I smoke 20 fags a day
In which case, I refer you to my previous answer.
"So ... you haven't got girlfriends, then?"
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25,
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Yes send out a team of meerkats to sing "Your all Gay!"
that will confused and compound their villiany!
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25,
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talk to the boys, you may find you have more in common than you actually think*
*dr miriams casebook no 34456
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:15,
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hahaha
"What do we have in common? - ooh I know - do you like bunnies, little boy? I like bunnies!"
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