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[challenge entry] 'Do you... er... like... er Tina Turner, Vince?'

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Posh Boy in 'Wanting To Rule The Country' Shocker, tries to act down wit da proles"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# hahahha!
nings Joe, and nings to the /board!

bloody hell, it's hot in the office today... I'm tempted to pop out into soho square and work from there...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
#
to pop out into soho square and work from there

sack it all off and go down Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
#
sack it all off and go down Brighton

sell up, stamp on mobile phone, and go live in the mountains

howdies Mr V
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# this I like
I'd be a pretty good hermit most days, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# s,not fair is it...
We've got to walk to Embankment in a bit for our AGM.

I may take a detour to a beer garden on the way back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# that beer garden sounds like a rather good idea....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# strip down to your pants
and say you are staying that way until they cool the office
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# hahah, actually, i could pop out, buy a cheap tent, set it up infront of the freezer in the kitchen with the door open and call it my new office
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# ENTERPRISING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I think we should have a referendum on the following proposal.
The average working week is about 38 hours, or 7.6 hours a day for five days.

If we exclude existing holidays for simplicity.

now if you consider that 8 weeks = 304 hours.

then you could divi those hours up amongst the winter weeks, so 304 hours, divided by 44 weeks = 6.9 hours a week, or an extra 1.4 hours a day, making the winter working day 9 hours long, and meaning we could all take July and August off as a national holiday and enjoy the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Genius! We should all email that to the various parties and see if we can get it shoehorned in to the election pledges!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Poor old Vince.
He was a dead cert for the leadership before that debate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# ahahaha!
I need to go and deal with the drainage in the lower classes sir

MICRO SPAM: check out my mate's music
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Tomato he's Aubergine a Potato utter Turnip cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# haha
we always call aubergines 'aubergine Teds' in our house.
We are funny people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# arse!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hehe
goo old Borrrrb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Haha, how lovely!
Still flicking through the "vote Labour or else" leaflet that was thrust into my hand this morning at the tube station...apparently a vote for the Lib Dems is a vote for the Tories now :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# But I heard
a vote of the Libdems was a vote for labour.

How can it both?

Or either?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Pololitics is complicated
The paper this morning's full of warnings that a hung parliament would be a disaster for the country, spouted only by those people who would be adversely affected by a hung parliament - in other words, the Labour and the Conservative parties.

I'm very much reminded of the "Two Idiot System" sketch from Spitting Image 25-odd years ago, seems nothing's changed since then

[edit]Found it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TFx9u1t1LY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)