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# *hhhhmmmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Dave!
I think I've found a solution for your piles!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Grand! thanks
*adopts position*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ball gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# you could try one of these
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Ouchies!
It's like that Jonathan Creek episode all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# you mean the one with Ade Edmonson
where Julia Sawalha gets stuck in that vat of Blancmange?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# "Bend over and squeal like a pig!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# i wondered what michael barrymore was up to these days
(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Regular porn just isn't enough for some people any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# New andrex product?
ace btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ouch
that's going to feel saw in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# UGH. Time for puns, you know the drill.
YOU'RE ALL BAD PEOPLE. PUNS ARE BAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# What a bunch of tools.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Send a circular to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# screw you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Don't fret about it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# there there, it's awl right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I was about to punch him
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# you should file a complaint
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# It's ok, I'm now coping with it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Sand his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# No!, you'll ruin my chiseled good looks!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# now now,
there's a time and a place for Plane speaking
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# he's just trying to hammer it home

edit/ *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# You jigsawed my joke.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# it's his only vice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I'm wrenching with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# aww come on now, don't throw a spanner in the works
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Anymore puns and I'll hit you so hard you'll have a flathead
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# No need to gat yourself into a lathe-er
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I've got a machine gun ---------------------
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I think we're (dove) tailing off...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# You need to be more pozi about it
If we all band together, we'll keep the thread going
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# I'm sure we can crowbar in a few more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Needs more hydraulics.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Hod it right there mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I've been framed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# What are you im-plier-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# It's sawdust in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# You mitre got away with that in the old days...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# alright (scaff)old-man
what a (set)square
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Dowel try to think of something better next time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# can i ask a friend?, he works in an orchard
he's called plumb-bob, do you know him?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Can we step it up a level?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# weld why not
we must solder on
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# this thread is riveting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# You're his arc angel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# is that the holy spirit (level)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# talking of vice i went to McDonalds before
i saw several Mak-Ita's...Stihl it's better than burger king
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I like your angle (grinder)
*edit* to Waspy: hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# You nailed that pun
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# And I'm hammered right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# (2nd attempt)
This whole bit stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# The ONLY surefire way to get rid of those difficult clag-nuts
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# this is why you never made it as a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya thought she was sixteen ffs, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# you are a twisted man
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# GOATSE: the prequel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)