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# Northern Territory Tourism Board fail
pack of
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha. Took a sec. Can I post this here?
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# FREE OIL!
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# haha
I just received an email from some agency wanting to place staff which had the subject of 'Touching Base' - I actually shuddered. I shall never ever reply to them again
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# reply to them but change Base to Cloth and see if they notice
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# well that is indeed how I read it
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
Cloth ham
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Better than Touching Cloth
which is the name of a fictitious dry cleaner's.
Edit : Damn you, Nibus! Damn you to Hades!
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Mitchell & Webb FTW :)
Poor David Mitchell put on some brave faces when he kept losing BAFTAs to Armando Ianucci the other night
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahah
the americans will start using our foxes against us next
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# You are Chris Addison on 7-day Sunday
aicmfp
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Shit was that joke on there? I'm halfway through it on listen again
If it's in the first half I'm a plagiarizing bastard if in the second half I'm a genius
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Either way it's all good
...and now I come to think of it I saw him live this week so it might have been then that I heard it
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Was he good?
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Very amusing - he's really witty
It was a "pilot" (recorded in the back room of a pub to see how well the format works) for a new panel show called "Show and Tell". The comedians and audience had to bring things in, my friend brought his third nipple and amused the panel for a bit.

My gf has now told me in no uncertain terms that she's going to marry Chris Addison.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Well obviously there is every chance I am him
So send a naked photo of her and I'll see if it's worth getting a divorce
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Finally, after all these years: some oily tea

(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# waits for it
waits

waits

gets it - hahahaha.
great. christ I'm slow thismorning.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# please explain
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Say what you see, if you see it, say it.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Five seconds here we go...
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# abbo art red map letters
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Ooo it's good
but it's not right. :)
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# figure it ahht, Cunt.
C
U
Next
Tuesday.. eh? eh?
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# aaah

/gets it now
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Oh
Aha
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Aha

(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ^ awakenings ^
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Your signature is very accurate indeed ;)
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# you have no idea
waterboarding people gets me hard
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# flat out like a lizard drinking

nope don't get it
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# kenoath mate
see ya round like a rissole

Edit: strewth ya drongo, it's flamin phonetics !
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# got it :D
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I tried this numerous times:
www.b3ta.com/board/10080636

Cannot get the trophy :`(
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I think it's part of a computer game
not real life, eh.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Oh shit!
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# find lady...hog tie..take her to the train tracks
wait for train...and watch what happens (you need to be looking at her)

/dastardly :D
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Yup.
Never worked. I want my fuckin money back!
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hmmm weird
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# That's not a hog tie.
wrist bonds need to be attatched to ankle bonds for a hog tie.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# that's not a knife
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# it's a spoon
Ahh, I see you've played knifey spooney before.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# but I can't wait for Tuesday.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)