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# I'm trying to shove a lamprey into my anus right now

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I hope you are using a ribbed shoe-horn dipped in chilli oil
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Cor! Insanity sauce ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I'm using concentrated capsaicin
and a corkscrew
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Eat uncooked pork, wait.
Catch worms. Lampreys love worms. It'll slither right up there like a rat up a drainpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)