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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# what about the bomb on the bus?
and the princesses?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Dunno. Never seen it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# the matrix in a nutshell
"have you ever considered that reality may not be the same as how we experience it..!!??"

"not since I was 13..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# dude, woa, guns, spoon, squid robot, I'm the one, the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# ^ with added tenuous Christian iconography.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# And priscilla queen of the desert trying to look tough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I am intrigued as to what shit they'll throw at it for parts 4 and 5
I'm hoping Polymorphic Giraffes with flamethrowers for cocks that live inside Neo's brain hunting down his consciousness in the style of the Keystone Cops.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# as far as I'm concerened it finished with The matrix and they didn't make any more
The same with Star Wars trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Where do you stand on Indiana Jones?
Knock it after Raiders, ToD or Last Crusade?

...I think we can all safely assume that they never made the Crystal Skull.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# the first 3 where good...bringing in a son, utter mince
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# That's my take, but there's a hard core that think nothing after Raiders should have been made.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# it wasn't really the son part it was the fact his son was that wee fanny from Transformers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# it finished for me 2 minutes before the end of the first one
he never fucking flew!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# granted that really was a bit wank t.b.h
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# they fuck up the matrix and end up having to use an old back up from win 95
and everyone dies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# that throw their sun glasses at the camera
so we can marvel at them flying towards us; until it gets eaten by the edge of the screen.

yay 3d!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# WOAAAAAH!
Keanu for president
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# but on a plus note carrie anne moss gets her tits out in one of the sequels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# and, of course
Monica Bellucci.
Yes indeed. *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# lets not forget Monica
lh5.ggpht.com/_eFP8S-0kpDU/SeKwegTIcGI/AAAAAAAAJSU/X2gI98Y_hFE/Monica%20Bellucci-3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Needs more money in this shot, preferably mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# she likes to shower in the amber nectar
www.kewlwallpapers.com/bulkupload/957/Celebrities/Monica-Bellucci/Monica-Bellucci-59.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Beekake?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# best of all the insect porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Errr,
If you could all just excuse me for a moment....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# If i wasn't already; I would be now...
err.. what?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Good Lord!
What a fine looking woman she is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Whilst I love The Matrix (what sequels?)
I never understood why everyone was so keen to live in 'the real world'.
It was shit

All porridge, drums and torn jumpers?

I'd rather live in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# you already do
WAKE UP JOE ...

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)