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[challenge entry] I haz elektrisitee

From the Kittens Doing Science challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# *OBEYS*
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Howdie Moley
Love the Pug sir!! :D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Thanks Sweetie!
It's very silly.
:D

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# OOOH!
I just booked my cat in for a de-knackering. He's sweet but the midnight raping has to stop
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Are the kids starting to complain?
*hates self for that comment*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# No, but the cat is ...
O_O
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# haha
he's spraying. He's already the father of his own niece, and is trying it on with her too - the kittens will have 5 legs each if this continues

Once he's done and after his sisters current clutch are born, she's next!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# why do you want to stop him?
you could be the proud owner of the 8-Eyed Mongocat
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# it's tempting
but coping for a special needs cat is not on the agenda at the moment, besides won't somebody think of the children


OK, you can stop thinking about the children now. STOP I SAY!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# you should be aiming
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# SEE!
this is what I'm afraid of!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# you joke but 1 in 20 people live next to a peadophile
I however live next door to a sexi 12 year old
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:48, archived)
# >.<
haha - good job you weren't just listening to Radio 2 then
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Bloody hell! *hands over flippin great wadges of cash*
Also - not worth it's own thread:
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# You ARE smashing!
:D:D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# *googles*
Arf!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i like her party trick of pulling a microphone and stand out of her snatch.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Right up there with the old classic of firing table tennis balls
from the front bottom.

/That was a classy night out in Bangkok blog
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# *Pop Pop*
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Reminds me of the classic gag from Predator:

Hawkins: [to Billy] I was going down on my girlfriend and said 'sheesh, you got a big pussy... you got a big pussy.' And she said, why did you say that twice? I didn't... it was the echo...
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Get to da choppaaaaa!
:D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# poomph!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Wood
:D
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)