A dwarfish clairvoyant has escaped from jailThe police are looking for a small medium at large.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15,
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Is this fucking thread sponsored by Tom O' Connor or something?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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He later got into a fight for laughing at someone's misfortuneThe assailant was striking a happy medium.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Sadly he got run down by a busI guess he didn't see it coming.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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And we've just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M-1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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'kin 'ellHahahaha!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:05,
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