Not a picture, but a poem
From the The Royal Wedding challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)
( , Tue 3 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
For the last few thousand years, it feels
Nobody could escape
That some privileged royal twunt
Is wedding someone called Kate
On and fucking on they go
Time after fucking time
So I'm curled up in a corner
Venting frustrations in rhyme
'Oh! see the dress she's wearing'
'O!, look how she's done her hair'
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, mate
But I don't fucking care
For months they've wittered on about
Royal this and royal that
But I still don't give a shit about
Some fucking royal twat
So now, thank fuck, they're married
Maybe now we'll get some peace
No more royal stories
..'til the royal divorce, at least
Nobody could escape
That some privileged royal twunt
Is wedding someone called Kate
On and fucking on they go
Time after fucking time
So I'm curled up in a corner
Venting frustrations in rhyme
'Oh! see the dress she's wearing'
'O!, look how she's done her hair'
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, mate
But I don't fucking care
For months they've wittered on about
Royal this and royal that
But I still don't give a shit about
Some fucking royal twat
So now, thank fuck, they're married
Maybe now we'll get some peace
No more royal stories
..'til the royal divorce, at least
From the The Royal Wedding challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)
( , Tue 3 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
...yet you gave enough of a shit to write a poem about it and post it here.
Well done.
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 14:42,
archived)
yes, but...
I don't give a flying fuck about the wedding. But after having it incessantly rammed into my head for weeks, I penned the rant, because I had no choice but be subjected to neverending wedding coverage. Without becoming a hermit for a month, there was no way of avoiding it.
Then I come to b3ta and find it's got a royal wedding image challenge.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 15:14,
archived)
Then I come to b3ta and find it's got a royal wedding image challenge.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Hurrah!
at long last, the promised merger between /talk and /board!
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 14:42,
archived)
What's your favouwite type of gig ... PIG?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black & White Minstewel Show?!
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 14:51,
archived)
Or the Black & White Minstewel Show?!
..................BAGGINS!.............................SHIRE!.......................
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 14:43,
archived)
welcome back
pull up a kitten, shop a chair, take off your hipster glasses and grow a pair.
PICTURES DAMNIT.
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 14:46,
archived)
PICTURES DAMNIT.
If a picture's worth a thousand words
you've got to write another 8 of those before it balances out.
note: is not encouraging this course of action.
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 14:59,
archived)
note: is not encouraging this course of action.
only if it's ontop of a picture of a kitten doing something funny
then, and ONLY then is it lolworthy.
*flees*
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 15:32,
archived)
*flees*
Yes but
this is no happy ending. It’s just a happy mid-point followed by an extraordinarily sad ending. The old man straps the fish to the side of the boat and heads home. On the way, he is attacked by sharks, who slowly but surely eat away at the marlin while the old man, starving and exhausted, tries to beat them off with a harpoon, a club, and finally nothing but a simple knife. By the time he makes it back to shore, there is nothing left of the fish but a skeleton. The old man goes to sleep and dreams of the same lions of his youth.
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 15:09,
archived)
ah well
now that bin laden's been killed you can wallow in the much more depressing news of the upcoming terrorist attacks, conspiracy theories and massive ensuing racism you grumpy old fuck.
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 15:10,
archived)
Epilogue
I wonder if this princess
Will die in twisted car
For rumours about fucking
A muslim or but-lar
And then become immortalised
As the people's Royal
After being lanced
Like a Royal-arse-itching boil
Then William he'll re-marry
A long time friendly horse
The nation will be saddened
She won't get killed, of course!
( ,
Tue 3 May 2011, 16:06,
archived)
Will die in twisted car
For rumours about fucking
A muslim or but-lar
And then become immortalised
As the people's Royal
After being lanced
Like a Royal-arse-itching boil
Then William he'll re-marry
A long time friendly horse
The nation will be saddened
She won't get killed, of course!