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# i don't like this
i fucking LOVE it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# i'm in a good mood
plan A worked for once :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together
a plan Plan A
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# plan A runs thusly:
1) take the £1 your mum gave you earlier(she's always doing this) to the shop.
2) buy a scratchcard with said £1.
3) win monies on scratchcard.
4) buy booze with scratchcard winnings.
5) get pissed whilst watching bride of chucky and crash out on the couch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)