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[challenge entry] hey, if the system works....

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Knobs
why did it have to be knobs?

EDIT: ooo a candle!
EDIT 2: Thanks all
FAKE EDIT 3: WTTP!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# One of the Old Gods walks among us!
Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# :) thanks
NINE. YEARS.

Baby P's killers got less than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# happy candlemass
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Happy Candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Happy b3ta day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Cool! Happy B3taday!
Another Old School B3tan! When do we get our OBE's?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# All self-respecting time travel apparatus makes the noise "VORP"!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Serious stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Why is it always VORP in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# a healthy time machine always goes vorp
anything else and you've got a loose flange
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# They should redub every film and TV seres involving time machines (bill & ted, dr who etc)
so that they go VORP!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Lass do ze time vorp again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Itz just a vump to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I can't wait for the future!!
*cuts off head*
*freezes in liquid nitrogen*
* ? *
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# This is suprisingly deep as well as funny
I mean, if there really was a system where people who would commit crimes were erased from history, the most severe crimes they would experiance would be really minor in comparison to ours. Got to justify that billion pound future crimes machine somehow....

..nice. *thinks furiously*
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# indeed, its all relative (and about your relatives)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Nazi eugenics
right there.
(waxdart hello., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)
# but with a winning Tom Cruise style action hero
that's where Hitler went wrong obviously, neither Goebbles or Himmler had appeared in Top Gun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:24, archived)
# what a cunt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# David Cameron is already asking advisors if this is possible.
(PintOfGuinness, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)