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From the Invent a new children's TV show challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# is he shoving something up his vagina?
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# he's scratching his devilled plums
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Getting ready for Disney.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# getting ready for spain
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Watch out for crazy guys that chop people up at grocery stores.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i won't be in supermarkets
i'll be in a jacuzzi
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# oh no you'll miss this great disney compo
fucking disney shit for a whole fucking week snow white coke head aquaman fucking the little mermaid 700 fucking dwarfs bambi stomped by godzilla star wars characters replaced by disney characters what a fun week oh my god
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# when i'm sipping my bacardi and coke in the sunshine
i'll think of your pain and laugh.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I'm laughing at the fact that you drink that swill.
Ha haaaa! Happy Hangovers! o/
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# i was a vodka drinker
but switched due to excessive heartburn
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# After looking over the compo suggestions...I'll be hitting the Scotch...hard!
(and swearing at my computer)
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# can't touch that stuff
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ^ Regarding the comp, this
Plus we've just had a week of kids characters doing fucked up stuff.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Snow White as Scarface...you watch!
I'm not one to bitch though... ^__^
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Haha.. love this....
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# This is nice...
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Getting ready for cider and cheescake
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# oh fuck, i want cheesecake now!
the shop over the road sells green's cheesecake mix, i may have to get some.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Summer berry cheesecake from Morrisons
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# it'd take me an hour and £4
to get to the nearest morrisons. the lemon cheesecake from asda is my favourite, but i can only eat a little bit of it. easier and cheaper to make my own, i think.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# New York Vanilla Cheesecake is my favourite
but as you say whatever is closest at hand.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# it's odd, but i find chocolate cheesecake repellent
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Me too
vanilla and lemon are the best flavours
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# lemon ftw
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Sod the cheesecake!
It's Wednesday!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# but i like cheesecake :(
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Well yes, food is all well and good in principle, Smash.
But nobody likes it really.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# now you tell me!
i've just gone and bought a cheesecake mix!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Sorry. But people need to be told.
I'm just about to watch a repeat of Come Dine With Me on More 4, to help wean me off food even more.

(I think I'm such a clever clogs, but in private I watch some utter garbage on telly, while loftily telling people things like: "Oh, I only watch Newsnight, Match of the Day and Shooting Stars.")
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# i'm watching my name is earl
so i can only lord it over those who watch x factor or big brother
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Christ, yeah. There are depths and then there are depths.
(I liked the first few series of Earl, though)
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# i'm about to ramp it up a bit
by watching the blue planet
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I think perhaps you are judging people soley on their reaction to your prawn toast when you give it too them
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Well, yeah.
What other credible criterion is there?
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Also:
Dressing room-invading shenanigans from Filthy, Rich & Catflap, featuring Rik Mayall and the mighty Nolan Sisters:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P16Hp80H10Q
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Crikey.
They all had massive arses even 24 years ago.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Mommy, Uncle Death wants us kids to come and spend the weekend with him!
We love Uncle Death! Can we go? Can we? Can weeee????
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Weeeee. oops.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)