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[challenge entry] '. . .the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's.'

From the Spoons challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Okay, so, spoon rhymes with moon.

Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# my arse doesn't talk
but it does quack
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Your arse is a duck, mictoboy my good man.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i'm not a fan of the eggs
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Too blue
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# i blame the viagra
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Best thing the smurfs ever came up with though
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# C3-PO.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# In my world
everything talks . . . they just don't have anything good to say. :)
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] money
or am i missing the point?

a new spoon related post
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# thats
a biggun
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# cor
i'd tip up her boris bike etc etc

I met Boris a few weeks ago and took my picture with him. He only lives up the road from me.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# doesn't make him any less of a cunt
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I like him
i know fuck all about politics, but he seems a likeable, no-nonsense bumbling oaf
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# bumbling oafs
have no business being in power
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# what ????
it's the way we've done it since time began.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# A no-nonsense bumbling oaf
who hires hitmen to break the legs of inconvenient journalists. Oh yeah such a fluffy fellow
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# the temptation to add a nip slip was great
but i resisted
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Besides, where would you find a picture of a nipple at this hour?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i shall off and try to find one, i love a challenge
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# PHOAR
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I mean, yes, good point.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# well kept
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 4:12, archived)
# very nicely done!
I vote for the nipple slip! :)
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Yer mom?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Not while she's gagged in the basement, she's not.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Aaahhh,
but does she have a spoon?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Better?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Sometimes a parrot talks :D
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Once asked for a bacon sandwich in Tiffany's, and they told me to fuck off.
What a swizz..
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# they were probably surprised to find they weren't alone
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# You had to ask for
a side of diamonds.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# splendid
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This was the original pic . . .
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)