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I am going to post a little early today, to try and help push the NSFW post down the board a bit...

Back on the 13th Oct 'A Vagabond' asked for Janis Joplin and she shares her birthday with 'Larger than Life' Dolly Parton and the lovely Bitsie Tulloch.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:29, archived)

and so to todays 'Moobs for cakeburglar'...

Todays belong to Mike 'RUNAROUND!' Reid and he us joined by Michael 'Ooo-Betty' Crawford and my favorite Cheers character Nicholas 'NORM!' Colasanto.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:29, archived)

if only mike reid was to the right a bit...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:36, archived)

Is that better?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:16, archived)

DAMN, HE LINKED IT

er....i mean, thank fuck, he linked ity

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:24, archived)

getting a bit sorry i ever asked for moobs now :(

"shudders"

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)

I fell for the knee.

I kneed it. I could probably make some dough. A little bread for the weekend.

Great images, crisp. Not trying to butter you up. A toast to you, sir!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:41, archived)

Dolly Parton, genty pushing boobies into happy land. A wonderful topic.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:49, archived)

the lord is my shepard i shall not fall for the same bullshit tricks and shit, a joyful noise, a gagging sound, glop glop morph morph

*jackboot stomp all the way to the tobacco shop*

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d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:52, archived)

I want her neck like I want air.

We don't have to battle over her, do we?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:00, archived)

i don't want dolly parton,

her breath stinks of bile and bible

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d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:06, archived)

All mine. Finally.

She is precious.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)

be careful with her straw hair it falls out easily

make sure you chain her up before bedtime or she might leave for the honky-tonk saloons.

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d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:14, archived)

I had no idea she was radioactive.

But it makes perfect sense, the unusual growth for example.
It seems my plans are falling into place all by themselves. I bet you have a miniaturized bicep from a chimpanzee too.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:19, archived)

One of my hands had been crushed in the vice grip that is Parton's tits

leaving me to use my left hand only when I crop-whip my boy slaves. Parton was my ward for many years, keeping the children in line, providing medical treatment and shaving each specimen. However after years of working together she started to change. I left her out in the shed one night after she started using swear-words at the dinner table, I must have forgot the padlock.
*Wakes up under a blanket of ash*
The soot has turned my snot black, two streams run from my nostrils to my lips. Parton licks me clean and I open a can of sardines for her.

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d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:30, archived)

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d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:50, archived)

morning :)

mind if i whore this out? www.b3ta.com/board/10664324 ta

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:31, archived)

Not at all,

as long as I can? www.b3ta.com/board/10663924

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 8:19, archived)