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[challenge entry] Erm, look.... (God, I hope this works)
click me

If you liked that, then you really should do yourself a favour and check out www.worldwidewebshite.com for loads more tinkered images (well, a few) and a hell of a lot of rambling 'satirical' whinging in newspaper form. It's so good we frequently consider giving up on the whole bloody thing, so go on, check it out and give us feedback. Good ones only, though.

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(Boris Webshite, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# no
no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# hey Mr.
how's you?

I'll probably never know, as this is clearly on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# i'm great ta
been outside now its summer so not b3taing much
you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# super
of course. Looking forward to finally seeing some sunshine tomorrow in the Med/Manchester

Same place, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# oops
gotta love the tenacity though don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Oi!
Fecking hell man!

My eyes! My eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Oh dear
that must be the biggest image ever posted on b3ta

smaller please
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# don't
encourage them
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# oh, your going to hell now
don't make me help you on your fucking way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Whoopsie
I'm really really really sorry. I'm not doing this on purpose. The pic on the server is much smaller now, but it's still coming up huge. If it's any consolation, I hate me too.
(Boris Webshite, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# just delete this one
we've seen it, it's recorded in b3ta history, just work on your next pic - and before you save it next time, look to see how big it is?!

Make sure your graphics program zoom is set to 1:1 / 100%, whichever it uses...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# thassokay
but check it using the preview button next time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Aye. I do wonder if the preview button shouldn't be made huge!
...and with bold letters...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Maybe flashing
with naked ladies on it
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Oh yeah.
That would do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Fuck me...
we're gonna need a bigger bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# DELETE!
your post still exists, it only just scrolled off the page - that's how things work here.

We don't need to see it again, we REALLY don't need to see it again thids big...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# mwaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# heh heh
remember the olden days when YOU used to post gigantic wall-sized spore extravaganzas and everybody would yell at you and you didn't know what they were talking about?
we were just talking about you in the pub actually. I was saying how the board tends to bend and influence people (myself included) and what they post, and that there were very few who are able to resist that pull and remain themselves and still are able to find their niche and fit in. you were my example. you actually got quite a bit of flak at the beginning because your work was too different and didn't have kittens, but you stuck with it and now everyone appreciates what you're doing. no compromises!
but everybody please remember, we were all bumbling morons at the beginning.
(kallus, if this post came out reprimanding to you in any way, I expressed myself wrong. it"s late.)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# *round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Bumbling morons.
Nail. Hit. Head.

Boris is great. In a strange sort of way. Course that could just be the drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# GibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibber
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GibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibber
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Nice sentiment though
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# stop speaking sense
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# suck my short stubby penis
greedmeister.
I am not gibbering! I wax profound, can't you tell the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)
# hehe
you said wax.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Is that like a Brazilian?
Doesn't that hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# hahahha!
it did spring to mind when I saw it :D
I knew my pics were big - I was mostly posting 640/480s, and the occasional 800/600 ;P And the very occasional 1024/768...
Thinking they'd be ok as I'd made the filesizes smallish, and not realising cliky linky is your friend...
fitting in...? heheh.
I wasn't worried about responses to The Spores and their merry antics, I was quite happy knowing that they'd be infecting people's subconsciousnesses - the confusion proved to be a fine antidepressant also :)
I don't get enough time now KalJr is about to scrawl as many bigglier things, although I do have a vast amount of unseen Sporage I am planning to grafiknovelise or somethying, possibly with music and words and pirate-style dancing...
I might do it again on my b3ta birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# sorry
i clickified that, because it was too big for our dialup users! make a shrinked version and post it again if you will, but if you post it again like that, i'll just delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# oh you did that!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# i wish i had that kind of power
i'd use it for good, honest
(faster, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# suuuuure
that's what bush said
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Bush can give me a front-pager?
Oh nooooo. [See profile]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# gateshead ay?
blimey, what part?
(faster, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Low Fell.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# I'm
leam lane

we should have a newcastle bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# woo!
to explanations with politeness.

You are quite special.

If someone had been that nice to me, I might not be quite so broken.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# haha
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Where's me comedy hammer....
....and I'm using the sharp end this time...

[Smack... smack... smack.... smack.... crunch]

[Actually, this is the best thread of the evening, I have a affectionate feelings for Boris...
...in a manly chap sort of way of course]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# does anyone else
get a secret thrill out of this inept fuckwittery and the responses it generates? like a good fight on the pitch at a footie match?


oh...
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# yes.
not to the fight bit though... that's naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# you're shit, and you know you are!
you're shit, and you know you are!

I believe I saw this chant on tv once?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# we used to chant it
at st. james (not an apostrophe error so don't even start...) park when we played crap teams.
(faster, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# without threadwasting
and other such arbetrary nonsense, things just wouldn't be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# inept fuckwittery...
so many good phrases popping up tonight...& yes, I always find the huge outpouring of sarcasm & hate highly enjoyable!
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)