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Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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I glanced at the front page of the Daily Mail the other day. It described Abu Qatada as "Hate Preacher"pot, I thought, meet kettle.
Also - quality pic :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02,
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"If you can think of it, there's porn of it"?(
A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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YesI uploaded several "meat kettle" videos to youporn just last night.
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Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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Any excuse...
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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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ha ha, On a very similar note, I had a very publicand VERY angry 2 minute hate about that tawdry rag the other day.
One of those situations when you finish you look up and people are just sat there open mouthed.
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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My in-laws visited the other weekend, infecting the house with its ghastly presence.I swear I could hear Melanie Philips stirring up bile even with the thing folded up.
I took great pleasure in lighting a fire with it the other day :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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I love my mumbut she's started reading "it".
She genuinely can't see why I think it's a racist hate rag.
She thinks I'm "reading too much into it"
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Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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I went for an interview there the other day:(
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Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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As someone once said to me"It's fine to have principles if you can afford it"
I think it might have been you, actually
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Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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ProbablyWith my CV I think it's fair to say I've shown I'm willing to sell out my principles if the money's good enough
Don't think I want to work there though
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Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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You've worked at Hooters?You could plot something subversive at the DM...
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RedHouse fuck the pain away, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28,
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Given the number of people I now know who work thereWe could probably take the whole thing down around them
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Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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You'll be totally misrepresented......by the time it goes to press.
I bet you spent 10 minutes being asked questions about which Revel you like the least. Then your responses will appear in an article about how the EU is conspiring with gay gypsies to drive down house prices.
"I fucking hate them. You never know what you'll get. And it always leaves a horrid taste in my mouth."
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I successfully badgered my mum into stopping buying iteventually she had to agree that "but I like the crossword" was not a valid excuse
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Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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To be fair,it's full of cross words.
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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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On the whole they (the Dail Mail) could whistle Dixie for all I care about them.But they are responsible for one of the most shittly insidious bits of made-up-utter-bollocks ever, that for a few minutes "writing" by one of their hacks has caused so much fucking grief I can't begin to describe.
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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A mate of mine works for the DMHe used to work for the Sun as well, but is actually pretty left-wing. Still not sure how he does it, I couldn't.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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