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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Like a duck in the night, we return with yet another vote for a new QOTW. Choose between

- First World Problems: 'And then the air conditioning packed up, it was the worst luxury cruise EVER'. In a world of genuine serious shit, tell us about lack of perspective

- De-Friended: Subby says - A couple of years ago I received a message via Facebook from a 'friend' calmly explaining that she was sorry, but she HAD to 'de-friend' me because I was appearing at the top of her 'Bejewelled Blitz' leader board most weeks and she wanted to be at the top herself. What excuses have you used or been told when breaking up a friendship online or in real life?

- Worst Job Ever: We've probably done this before, but it never hurts to have a sequel. Have you ever had a job pulling lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse? Or worse?

- Weird Shit you made as a child: My brother and I once spent months and a small fortune making top-of-the-range 1:24 Airfix model aircraft in exquisite detail. Then, on a whim, we filled them with bangers and weed killer and blew them up. Tell us about strange childhood projects

- Caught on Camera: Tell us your stories of cameras, video film, phone cameras, movies etc. you have made or starred in. Extra points for the evidence.







VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# *Subby*?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# "Submitter"
I spend too long on Fark.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# aha, *old and unwise right here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
# On the subject of first world problems, I think this has to be the absolute winner:
Middle class woman called "babe" by filthy working class bus driver
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Oh FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# My favourite quote from that article:
"I didn't make it a gender issue; the coverage and comments did."

Then just one sentence later:

"The thing is though, I personally find terms like "babe" coming from men to be overfamiliar, sexist and patronising."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Aaaarrgh!
Jo, would you pass me the salt please?
"Don't patronise me you sexist bastard!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# The Railway Children.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Oh Maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I like the line
'The thing I find weird is that I don't really think this is news.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
#
"But I'm not going to turn down the chance to write it up in an article for a national newspaper, obviously"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# It's refreshingly honest.
and now the bus drivers call her 'bitch' to make amends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# This is golden.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Men! We don't know what we did....
youtu.be/DHzjgNoRmjg
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Caught on Camera NSFW
www.liveleak.com/view?i=f38_1330585268
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# looks like a well practised manoeuvre
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# she could at least have waited until the Toilet Paper aisle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I thought she was going to hop up on to the freezer section and "defrost some peas".
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# We've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# The 7-Eleven on Kennington Lane?
It's very convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I voted for Worst Job Ever
as I have no interest in /talk and strongly feel that you should ask them and not /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)