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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
We had some excellent ideas on the QOTW suggestions board, so here they are in vote form. You've got until mid-afternoon...

* Review a movie - A good one, or a bad one, a new one, or one that's been around for years. What should we watch, and what should we avoid?

* The Great Outdoors - Regale us with your tails of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.

* Concerts - We've seen some crackers in our time. But then,we accidentally paid good money to see Siouxsie and the Banshees

* Best Friends - Who's your best friend, and why?

* My First Car - Was it a rust bucket, or a top-end Honda Accord? Tell us





(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Needs more Skinks.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Plenty here:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/areptiles.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# What MONO! said ^
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# the great outdoors!
the first time i saw a beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# You don't have to wait for the vote
Tell us your story here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# i don't think i could handle the pressure of people actually reading it
my writing's worse than my photoshopping®
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# qotw suggestion for next week: beavers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# we may be thinking of different kinds of beavers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I am going to review
a tranny porn movie
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I vote car purely because I have a good car story,
one that will be exactly the same (lol it broke down) as all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Trudat
and I reckon reviewing a movie will be shite too - where's the funnies with 'I thought Pulp Fiction was quite good' X a million!

and that's before the endless Star Wars jokes start.
(King Nightmare, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I have a good car story
by story I mean, it happened.

by good, I mean, shit.

by car, I mean, wtf was I thinking having that deathtrap on the road.

Actually it wasn't a good story.

screw the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Great Outdoors
Then I get to re-tell my story of the time I punched a racoon in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Agreed
This, or Concerts. My hopes aren't high for the others imho.
(King Nightmare, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# You can fuck off, Souxsie and the Banshees are bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# shit-taste-in-music-lol
(King Nightmare, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I concur.
Siouxie's Dreamshow gig where she played with a full orchestra backing her was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Saw them at The Music Machine in London in about 1978/9. They were awesome.
Left the bar to see the support group - thought "what a bunch of pretentious Irish wankers" and went back to the bar after about 5 minutes. They were called U2 or something...

Siouxsie was fantastic - one fan had his hand up on the monitor speakers at the front of the stage and she pinned him there by a stiletto in the back of his hand until it bled!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Skinkin' aint easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Movie reviews it is!
Now which of these awful 80s exploitation movies to review...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# also suitable as a fine fine gendre
80's post apocalyptic movies

are a special kind of O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# It's all about YOR: Hunter from the Future :D
in which Reb Brown uses a rigor-mortis giant bat to hang-glide into a cave, and kicks a caveman in the face.

Nope, doesn't get much better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# ah, optimism of crappy budget movies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Me in a nutshell. Can't get enough of so-bad-they're-good movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# i voted outdoors but only cos review a movie would be shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'm going to be on holiday for the whole of this weeks question.
So I really hope it's 'review a movie'...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Film reviews is the 2012 equivalent of the mix tapes QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)