SCATTERED DESTRUCTIVE TAGNUTS LEAVES CIVIC AUTHORITIES BAFFLED
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Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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WALLS ABRADED TO NOTHING BY HAIL OF SUPERSONIC DANGLEBERRIES
"I watched my store disappear in hurricane of rusty water" says local grocer.
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Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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"THE LAST I SAW OF MY WIFE, SHE SAID, THAT'S A CLOUD OF CORN" says local jewellery monger, Billy Fructose.
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Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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