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# It's a sheet soaked with blood and deceit.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# They've done well to milk the situation, you gotta admit.
Granted, everyone still thinks they did it, but...
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# you mean
"does everyone think they did it?" as they are extremely litigious people who murdered their own kid.

oh.. wait.


If they didn't do it, the sad odds are that she made the international cutlet market many years ago.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# The international cutlet market? Is that where Maddy Bear Sausage comes from?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Curiously Uniform Meat product or chips?
hmm
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hooray for Morrisons!
Turning kids fat with shitty processed foods for over a hundred years
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Isn't that Tesco's Billy Bear?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# yes
and how it is "sausage"

which means that somewhere, there is an elongated cylinder of billybear pooping out of some extruded meat chute.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# That disgusts me more than anything else I've ever seen or read here on b3ta.
*flounces*
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# don't forget to wear a pretty dress while you do it
:D
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I might go and touch some ham now.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# yum!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Oh shit, just did a search and looks like he's infiltrated Asda as well :(
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# It received rave reviews!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# disturbing
"Mum started to buy this very yummy meat"

If someone thinks that kak is meat then they are fucked in the head.

I'm not a food nazi, but jesus christ, I bet this tastebudless twat likes turkey ham too.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
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(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# nasty evil stuff
I can get away with tinned ham, for the most part

but so much of it is just ground up fat, water, gelatin and salt now.

but that tinned bacon grill shit.. oh god.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# I like the way the 'review' cuts off, so you can add your own ending.
"'ve been eating Billy Bear Sliced Sausage for years now, and don't ever
intend to give up! Mum started to buy this very yummy meat when me and
my brother were very little, to encourage us to eat... "

THE FACES OF ENDANGERED ANIMALS
 
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# The cylindrical billy bear is becoming extinct, due to low end demographics believing that it is tasty and actually meat.
Please, give generously.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# probably oozed in through a gap under a door.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# still, remember when they made people ill
thus proving that they used at least some kind of animal product in manufacture, and not just edible plastic.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Delightful goo blasted off the bits the other meat processors couldn't market.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Taste review here...
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Great site.
Not even in my wildest dreams did I ever think Frozen Cheesy Chips would exist in this real world of ours.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# A b3ta classic!
:D

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)