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[challenge entry] The old ones are the best.*.

*Sometimes. And, no, I don't own any Apple products.

From the Alternate Inventors challenge. See all 55 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Darn thing's crashed again!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I'm on Windows 95
what's this new XP thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Chuggaboom go bang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I heard that in my head to the tune of "Take a Chance on Me"
and why not? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That car looks embarrassed
(and not without good reason)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# "It's the crankshaft".
"It's... err... flat".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Inspired by the old e-mail meme of the Windows car?
Including my favourite: "The airbag will ask, 'Are you sure?' before going off."
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)