This is a sad story.The sort of story you read just before '...and was found driving the wrong way down the M14'.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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Burt Reynolds did that once...(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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