Well, now they've found it......they're going to have to "repurpose" CERN...
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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hahabut needs more gippo hanging off the back
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Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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Mrowww, ace!I once nearly cut my neck open on a dodgem. My cousin was driving it and I was wearing a loose T-shirt with the necessary scratchy, abrasive seat-belt.
Every time we 'bumped' cars the belt scraped against my neck - I tried to tell him this but he wanted to get his money's worth.
At the end of the ride I was proper bleeding I was... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DODGEM SINCE because I'm too old for them now
(Every time we 'bumped' cars the belt scraped against my neck - I tried to tell him this but he wanted to get his money's worth.
At the end of the ride I was proper bleeding I was... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DODGEM SINCE because I'm too old for them now
The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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;D
Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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This is a sad story.The sort of story you read just before "...and was found driving the wrong way down the M14".
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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Burt Reynolds did that once...(
The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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There's never much cushioning on the one car I end up getting.I'm surprised my spine hasn't been jarred loose from the impact.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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More like gutted-out mobile discos.They're painted just as garish.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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I love fairground artworknot for it's merit as such but for the sheer fact that so much effort goes into something that looks so fucking weird
( Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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There is quite a sinisiter ambience to some of the artwork.Especially some of the older stuff in the Pleasure Beach. As an easily-disturbed child (some may say "pansy"), it was quite a fearsome place to be.
Of course, the shit I draw now is ten times worse.
(Of course, the shit I draw now is ten times worse.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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but it's not accompanied by screaming music and flashing lightsand manned by skinny blokes with more STDs than teeth
( Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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I like the ones in namco park in London.If you can get them up to speed you can actually drift them.
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joefish The day the motion stopped, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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I once nearly cut my neck open on a cat. My cousin was fellating it and I was wearing a loose T-Shirt with a quarter-cup bra underneath.
Every time he 'blew' it, the cat scratched my neck - I tried to tell him but he wanted to get the money shot.
At the end of the scene I was proper bleeding I was...AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A CAT-PORN FILM SINCE because I prefer dogs anyway
(Every time he 'blew' it, the cat scratched my neck - I tried to tell him but he wanted to get the money shot.
At the end of the scene I was proper bleeding I was...AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A CAT-PORN FILM SINCE because I prefer dogs anyway
4Q, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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"Needs more .."No, it doesn't need more of anything - except maybe for clicks. WYH!
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xandmi, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:25,
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Miiiiiiiaaaaaaooooooooooow!!!!!**Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:35,
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hathis is £2.6 billion well spent
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:11,
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nicebut it'll take more than kittens to cheer me up
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Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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the at key is brokeni can't get onto facebook!
( Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54,
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fuck, i'm a brainwrong today(
Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:58,
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Just because you're a little miss miser knickers doesn't mean that the rest of us aren't more generous.(
Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59,
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bloody american keyboardthe at key is cleverly disguised as the quotation marks over the number 2
( Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20,
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Here's an @Copy and paste it and hey presto!
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56,
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that's not the worst of iti'm stuck dogsitting again. the dogs stink and there's nothing to mix the gin with!
( Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59,
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Bath him and use the leftover water as mixer, win fucking win.(
Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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i'm not averse to a hair of the dog, but that's going too far(
Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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Well nip to the shop and buy a bottle of tonic for 80p(
Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:19,
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left my purse at homecoffee it is
( Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20,
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Have a rummage down the sofa.There'll be a quid somewhere.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:22,
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you must be joking!my sister needs to be three feet taller just to be up to her neck in debt!
( Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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I was going to suggest something similarOnly with the dogs going in a blender
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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i'd rather do thatbut without the mixing it with the gin
( Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:19,
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Have a lolipop then.Or kick the fucker in the crotch.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54,
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they weren't meant to be there but they..lepton at the last minute
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25,
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this is so b3ta it hurts! - good to have you posting again, old boy.
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enceladus, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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