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# Well, now they've found it...
...they're going to have to "repurpose" CERN...
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
# bumpercats ftw!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
#
ftw Ho
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
bumpercats Westward
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# you're on..
(, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# haha
but needs more gippo hanging off the back
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Partycat colluder!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# :D
Wonderful!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Mrowww, ace!
I once nearly cut my neck open on a dodgem. My cousin was driving it and I was wearing a loose T-shirt with the necessary scratchy, abrasive seat-belt.
Every time we 'bumped' cars the belt scraped against my neck - I tried to tell him this but he wanted to get his money's worth.
At the end of the ride I was proper bleeding I was... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DODGEM SINCE because I'm too old for them now
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
because I'm too old for them now due to the conditions of signing the register

;D
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# This is a sad story.
The sort of story you read just before "...and was found driving the wrong way down the M14".
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Burt Reynolds did that once...
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# There's never much cushioning on the one car I end up getting.
I'm surprised my spine hasn't been jarred loose from the impact.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# they aren't exactly Lexuses are they
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:16, archived)
# More like gutted-out mobile discos.
They're painted just as garish.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I love fairground artwork
not for it's merit as such but for the sheer fact that so much effort goes into something that looks so fucking weird
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# And violates so many copyrights and trademarks
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# haha, this
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# There is quite a sinisiter ambience to some of the artwork.
Especially some of the older stuff in the Pleasure Beach. As an easily-disturbed child (some may say "pansy"), it was quite a fearsome place to be.

Of course, the shit I draw now is ten times worse.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# but it's not accompanied by screaming music and flashing lights
and manned by skinny blokes with more STDs than teeth
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Good point.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# It could be if you asked him nicely.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I didn't like it.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I like the ones in namco park in London.
If you can get them up to speed you can actually drift them.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
I once nearly cut my neck open on a cat. My cousin was fellating it and I was wearing a loose T-Shirt with a quarter-cup bra underneath.
Every time he 'blew' it, the cat scratched my neck - I tried to tell him but he wanted to get the money shot.
At the end of the scene I was proper bleeding I was...AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A CAT-PORN FILM SINCE because I prefer dogs anyway
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# You too eh.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
ACES!!! :D
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely
'click'
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Fluffeh science ftw :D
*clickies
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# "Needs more .."
No, it doesn't need more of anything - except maybe for clicks. WYH!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# If this is always I don't angry.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# you know no angry now
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Miiiiiiiaaaaaaooooooooooow!!!!!*
*Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Whee!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# \o/
'click'
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# ha
this is 2.6 billion well spent
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha yay :)
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# rePURRpose
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# nice
but it'll take more than kittens to cheer me up
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# What's up Smashy?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# the at key is broken
i can't get onto facebook!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# here, have some of mine @@@@@@@@@@@@
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# i.e. copy and paste you daft mare.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# fuck, i'm a brainwrong today
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# No need to show off
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Just because you're a little miss miser knickers doesn't mean that the rest of us aren't more generous.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# run OSK
then you can 'type' what you want
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# bloody american keyboard
the at key is cleverly disguised as the quotation marks over the number 2
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Here's an @
Copy and paste it and hey presto!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# TOO LATE TOO LATE
NER NER NER NER!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# that's not the worst of it
i'm stuck dogsitting again. the dogs stink and there's nothing to mix the gin with!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Bath him and use the leftover water as mixer, win fucking win.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# i'm not averse to a hair of the dog, but that's going too far
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Well nip to the shop and buy a bottle of tonic for 80p
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# left my purse at home
coffee it is
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Have a rummage down the sofa.
There'll be a quid somewhere.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# you must be joking!
my sister needs to be three feet taller just to be up to her neck in debt!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I was going to suggest something similar
Only with the dogs going in a blender
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# i'd rather do that
but without the mixing it with the gin
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Have a lolipop then.
Or kick the fucker in the crotch.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# i've got a lollipop
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# \o/ Success!
/ac
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Hell... if that's not convincing I don't know what is...
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# they weren't meant to be there but they..
lepton at the last minute
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# this is so b3ta it hurts!
- good to have you posting again, old boy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)